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The party makes plans to go dramatically rescue Wealthy. Meanwhile, Wealthy quietly gets a bite to eat elsewhere on the Arx. Cool Vons swallows his terror. Wealthy covers things up. Vons delineates creatures and ingredients. Steamboat Willie remains unconscious. Jyessi calls in backup. Grickx has a schedule to keep. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com Our 200th episode is coming up! Write us letters and send them to letters@primaryattribute.com, or head to our website and use our Send A Rat form. They may be (will likely be) read on air!

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled programming to find out: What did Jyessi, Original Recipe Vons, and Grickx get up to while Wealthy and co. were out in the storm? It couldn't have been nearly as nuts as everything outside. They probably partook in only the finest art and educational activities, edifying themselves as they waited patiently for the all clear. Jyessi breaks genre conventions. Vons offers to steal a child. Grickx floods a living room. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com Our 200th episode is coming up! You should write us a letter at letters@primaryattribute.com with questions, favorite moments, or whatever else tickles your fancy. We might (read: will probably) read it on the show!

We discover the aftermath of the bloody battle. It's fine. Everything's fine. Definitely. Yep. It has to be. Right? Wealthy's fate is revealed. Cool Vons travels there and back again. Steamboat Willie channels a sack of potatoes. Everyone is very patient with the POV split, and the CK is very grateful. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryttribute.com

Hey everyone, there's no new episode this week! We had some scheduling snafus and weren't able to record as originally planned. However, this just means you have some free time to get in touch with us for our 200th episode! Give us your questions, your comments, your praise, your good-natured teasing! You can write to us at letters@primaryattribute.com, or head to our website where you can use the Send Us A Rat link to submit via a rat-tastic form. If you're craving something to listen to this week, might we recommend our backlog? If you're new, episode 179 - Bad News Beers or episode 001 - Civil Service for Fun and Profit are a great place to start off. If you're a seasoned adventurer, you could revisit some of our favorites, such as: - Ep 119 - Mr. Regretful (with Mikey Neumann!) - SA004 - Halloween Special 2022! - SA002 - Halloween Special 2021! - 59 - Tentakitten's Day Out - XA01 - Welcome to Fomalhaut, the first episode of our 13-episode sci-fi spinoff series! Thanks for being such great listeners, and we look forward to seeing you next week. As always, you can check us out online at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The fight with the Emissary of the Corruption charges towards its exciting conclusion! The party does their best to Just Say No to dying, even as they're already beaten, bloody, and exhausted. Their dedication is admirable. But dedication doesn't guarantee results. Steamboat Willie powders his snout. Cool Vons has an exit plan. Aramythe takes a second look. Wealthy loses control. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com Also, our 200th episode is coming up! Send us your comments, questions, snarky jokes, whatever you like to letters@primaryattribute.com

Negotiations have broken down, mostly due to fireballs. The Corruption takes exception to this behavior and makes its displeasure known. Wealthy goes airborne. Cool Vons gets tactical. Steamboat Willie renounces his privilege. Jyessi, Grickx, and Prime Vons probably have a very nice time off-camera. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com Also, our 200th episode is coming up! Send us your questions, comments, wild conspiracy theories, and/or heaping piles of praise! Email us at letters@primaryattribute.com

The party attempts diplomacy with a giant corrupted creature wielding a sword taller than most people. It's a bold move, I'll give them that. Cool Vons does a cool slide. Steamboat Willie channels the Big Dog shirts of his youth. Wealthy shares a hypothesis. Jyessi plays lockdown games. Grickx gets an odd feeling. Vons has a scheduling conflict with the shoot. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. You can check out the SNL sketch we mentioned here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0

The party is hunkered down against the storm outside, but they can't stay in one place forever. Half the party tries to find the other half. The other half makes a break for it. Steamboat Willie is ready to go pro. Cool Vons gets a grip. Wealthy yells "representative!" at the customer service line. Grickx cashes in on clout. Vons is basically Coco Chanel. Jyessi messages her spouses. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party puts on the Steamboat Willie Rescue Fun Time Revue! One portion of the party tries to escort him down the mountain, the other tries to go up to meet them, and the CK tries very hard to avoid talking to themselves. Cool Vons pokes at pottery. Steamboat Willie sees a bird. Wealthy sneaks a peek at a diary. Grickx and Jyessi awaken. Prime Vons still slumbers. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party tries to find each other during a treacherous lockdown, winding their way through the wilderness of caves and old maintenance tunnels in the top portion of the mountain. But certain creatures have made their home there, and won't make it easy for them. Steamboat Willie finds a fish. Wealthy pulls a Superman. Cool Vons is bashful. Grickx, Jyessi, and Vons sleep. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com