When you go to that special massage parlor and the offer at the end isn't even offered, should you be offended? Let's get to Opening Audio...A woman "accidentally" had a massage at a full service brothel...She acted as if she didn't know...She was not made an offer at the end...A woman was trying to have a zen moment in the ocean when the riptide swept her away...A woman tried to storm the cockpit of an airplane when she was tackled by the pilot among others...Be kind and rewind...A woman has been arrested after she was caught on video in a road rage incident...The reason she was arrested is because she took a #2 on the hood of someone else's car...It is not gaining national attention...It was him or me...That is what a guy said when he found himself face to face fighting a bobcat...He won but had to get 40 shots thanks to the bobcat having rabies...We had a story update of the local woman that was killed by a trash truck...Jordon Hudson, who is the girlfriend of Bill Belichick, wanted to be the executive producer of the UNC Hard Knocks project...Jeff Bezos could spend $1 million a day and not go broke for 550 years...Have you ever heard of Butt Rock? Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, and Creed just to name a few...100 men vs 1 gorilla...We discuss...During the discussion we learned listener Todd enjoys 1980's female programming such as The Golden Girls and Designing Women...Want to come to Rizzo's puppet party over the summer...Well the camp counselor was so excited to tell the story of puppets feeding vultures at a zoo...Diddy has rejected a plea deal and jury selection is set to begin on Monday...The rumor is the plea deal was five years...Why was there a robot cow in Downtown Greenville SC...It was a PETA cow asking people if they were wearing leather...A woman is suing Disney because a wave knocked her over in the wave pool onto the concrete...She is asking for $2 million...Don't buy from thrift stores, you might get bumps...A strip club in Detroit was shut down after it allowed a party with teenagers...Someone's auntie blew the whistle...While we all get ready to see Paula Poundstone in October, let's all check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!